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okay okay,  i'll shall show you one idiot conversation.
this guy added me at MSN and she threw temper to me.


Angry boy : Hello Ms, may I know why are you displeased?

Happy girl : (meee ! ) : Huh?

Angry boy : I heard that you talked bird language behind me?
Happy girl : Where got?

Angry boy : You see me small small?
Happy girl : No...

Angry boy : You call me now la hor, 9111 9999

Happy girl : 0.0

Angry boyl : I sure scare you one jump (chinese direct translation)


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Ya, it's not in very good english, but it does make the conversation more chilled in someway right! I think is so much better and so unique, if you're scolding someone in this way lor!



 
 
So anyway, just find this word kind of rough. Why not we change it and replace it with other word? Like for example... replace it with... frog?


 
Let's try it.
 
 
Angry boy : I now sibei angry with you lahor

Happy girl : I now sibei angry with you frog


Angry boy : Fuck lahor so shiok can

Happy girl : Fuck frog so shiok can


Angry boy : To think i love you so much lahor, now you got wings alr lahor

Happy girl : To think i love you so much frog, now you got wings alr frog


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aiya, just replace it with something!
 
still have another idiot chat.
 
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Angry boy : Eh, you know that got one kind of frog, very chio

Happy girl : Ya lor. That frog name is Alibaba species right?


Angry boy : Ya, "chio" and smelly lor, like someone~

Happy girl : I also think so leh!!


Angry boy : Dont act close with me, you are the frog stupid.
Happy girl : WTF?


Angry boy : You fucking frog. Go away backstabber. But you are chio. Bye

Happy girl : *STUNT*


 
 
This is epic failure. Doesn't blend in, doesn't have a connection. LET ME SHOW YOU ONE NICE ONE.


Angry boy : Hey! You know about Alibaba the frog?

Happy girl : Yeah, his my friend leh. How you know him?


Angry boy : Yeah, the frog is kinda sucky thou. Its a backstabber, just like someone.

Happy girl : Hmm. really? Who? o.o


Angry boy : Its you. You are the frog, who back stabbed me

Happy girl : Did I ?


Angry boy : Ya, you. But you look better in frog face. Bye!

Happy girl : 0.0

So much better isn't it! Okay, finally done with this post! Bye!!


bye la hor ;
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